Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch is the anonymous pseudonymous author of the Secret Series. Not much is known about him other than that he has a passionate love of chocolate and cheese and an equally passionate hatred of mayonnaise. Rumors of Boschian sightings are just as frequent and about as reliable as reports of alien abductions. We might have possibly had a chance to see him at the ALA conference in Las Vegas – but we are not sure.

MACI & ZOE:
Do you read books on an electronic device or a real book?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
OH, ALWAYS A REAL BOOK. I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES ARE BUGGED.

MACI & ZOE:
How did you get started writing?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
JUST NOW? I OPENED UP MY COMPUTER AND…OOPS! THIS IS AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE, ISN’T IT? SHOULD I STOP ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS?

MACI & ZOE:
Do you read during meals, if so a book, newspaper or other?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
YES, I READ DURING MEALS. I FIND MENUS VERY FASCINATING.

MACI & ZOE:
What is your favorite dessert, other then chocolate?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
ANYTHING WITH CHOCOLATE ON TOP, BELOW, OR INSIDE…

MACI & ZOE:
What’s you favorite bookstore?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MONTROSE, CALIFORNIA. THE OLDEST CHILDREN’S BOOKSTORE IN THE COUNTRY. ALSO ONE OF THE CLOSEST BOOKSTORES TO WHERE I…DON’T LIVE…AND NEVER HAVE LIVED. IN FACT, FORGET I EVER MENTIONED ONCE UPON A TIME. BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE AREA, THEY WILL BE HOSTING A RELEASE PARTY FOR BAD MAGIC ON SEPTEMBER 16TH.

MACI & ZOE:
What do you use as a bookmark?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
USUALLY A FINGER. SOMETIMES MY TEETH.

MACI & ZOE:
Is there a special procedure that you do when you write (eat chocolate)?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
IT’S TOP SECRET BUT YOU’RE RIGHT IN THINKING IT INVOLVES EATING CHOCOLATE.

MACI & ZOE:
Is there anything else that you would like to add?

PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH:
NO. OK. HOW ABOUT, THANK YOU FOR THE EXCELLENT QUESTIONS. I HOPE I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED ANSWERING THEM.


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